Do Not Give Me a Cigarette Under Any Circumstances No Matter What I Say T-Shirt, Unisex, Funny Shirt, Funny Gift for Him Gag Gift Smoker
$32.00
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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Shipping from United States
Processing time
3-6 business days
Estimated shipping times
- United States : 3 - 6 business days
- North America : 2 - 3 weeks
- Europe : 3 - 6 weeks
- Australia, New Zealand and Oceania : 3 - 6 weeks
- Asia Pacific : 3 - 6 business days
- Latin America and the Caribbean : 3 - 6 weeks
- North Africa and the Middle East : 3 - 6 weeks
I'll do my best to meet these shipping estimates, but can't guarantee them. Actual delivery time will depend on the shipping method you choose.
Customs and import taxes
Buyers are responsible for any customs and import taxes that may apply. I'm not responsible for delays due to customs.
Payment Options
Returns & Exchanges
I gladly accept returns and cancellations
Just contact me within: 3 days of delivery
Ship items back to me within: 7 days of delivery
Conditions of return
Buyers are responsible for return shipping costs. If the item is not returned in its original condition, the buyer is responsible for any loss in value.
Frequently Asked Questions
Where are you based?
We're based in the US, but we partner with printing partners all over the world!
What can you tell me about your production partner?
We're partnered with a full-service printing partner - they print our designs, pack, and ship your order. We use a printing production partner because they help us achieve our mission in sustainable fashion. They have facilities all over the world, and allow us to provide more efficient worldwide shipping!
Do you offer gift wrapping & packaging?
Not at this time.
Do I owe customs on items shipped from outside my country?
Yes, the buyer is responsible for all customs charges that might occur.
What's your return policy?
We're happy to accept returns on all items. Buyer is responsible for all return shipping costs. View our full return & refund policy on our Etsy shop page.
How is your shop sustainable?
One in every five garments reaches a landfill without being worn even once. Sustainability matters to our customers, our team, and of course, the planet. Our goal is to provide a less wasteful way of production by making our products to order, and printing with a production partner that also values sustainability. By choosing to purchase from businesses that make products to order, you choose apparel that's created only as the order is placed, creating less fabric waste than conventional manufacturing. We use PCR (post-consumer recycled) packaging for all of our apparel, and some products sourced are made of recycled materials or organic cotton. We've only got one planet, and we have to take care of it.
My order hasn't arrived! What do I do?
After we ship an order, it becomes the responsibility of the postal courier to get your order to you safely. If your order hasn't arrived, first check the tracking information. If it shows delivery, ask those you live with or neighbors if they received it. If not, contact your local post office, and they should provide more information about the delivery and where it might have been delivered to. If tracking isn't marked as delivered, and is overdue, contact the post office with your tracking number so they can let you know when you might receive your order. You can also arrange a post office pickup for convenience.
Reviews (20)
Average:
Apr 23, 2024
this was an anniversary present for my husband!! very pleased :)
jade sheeder
Mar 21, 2024
Really love this shirt. Thank you so much!
Isabella Filson
Jan 4, 2024
never got more cigarettes offered before until i wore this
Peter Curry
Dec 14, 2023
Great shirt, lovely shirt, we love the shirt 🥰 thank you!
Maddie
Oct 3, 2023
my partner loved it!! shipped super fast too!!
emily